Your favorite simmer has a piece of cc in their picture that you have installed on your game. OMG. TWINSIES.
These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain.
I enjoy this post WAY too much
Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.
A+ gif usage
I watched this, never thought this would get so many notes, it’s freaking funny to watch!
Now they need to come up with a way to recreate the pain from the baby coming out.
I WATCHED THAT THIS MORNING. OH YEAH. TREND SETTER.
Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One
Ingredients (1 serving)
- 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
- 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
- 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
- 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
- tiny splash pure vanilla extract
- 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
- 1/8 tsp baking soda
- tiny pinch salt
- heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire
Instructions
In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.
Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.
Nutritional Information:
253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein
Reblogging so I can save for later <3 Wanna make this!
ROMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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princes yaoi face
accurate
magical beyonce whore
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super fucking butt
yEAH
magical tiger bitch
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lil mis eridan fucker
ok
shitty yaoi face
im putting that on my job resume
magical dork scum
ye
Princess yaoi face
lana del baka face, b-b-baka!
Princess Yaoi Whore….lmao! xD
shitty frickface puncher
sounds like me!
So I got Super Scary Homosexual ;-; Im not scary or homo.
Super Scary Face… Damn, my ex-boss was right…
Magical tiger butt! What what!
el cis homosexual. I’m ok with this.
Giant Beyonce Puncher. It’s like my life story.
Slutty Mc Scary Fucker.
HAHAHAHA yes!
Giant fucking whore.
YES.
Love Broken and sad ~ Jesus help me :(
Fat, clutz and sad. Yeah. Pretty much…
Sad, Clutz, and Funny… Not too sure about that last one…
bad funny whore. omg. help.
ape, tuba, funny
ok
Funny, broken, rebal. Well okay then. Ill take it.
Arielle Well, that’s a common mistake Henny, people did evolve from lizards.
Henny Are you sure? I don’t think that’s correct…
Arielle No, no, I’m pretty sure it’s correct.